I require a blog software that does not run on SQL. It would help if I could update this software by text message. If I cannot find one, I will be developing one. Probably using HTML, Javascript, CSS and PHP. Anyone either with an answer or interested in helping, send me a message at my think tank or any of the contact info found therein.

[[This space will likely be a catalogue of events of my life as I remember them, or perhaps even as they are happening. If you find yourself to be easily offended, please go elsewhere. If you are under 18 or not able to view pornographic or violent imagery in your jurisdiction, please go elsewhere. If I hate you, please go elsewhere. If you hate me, please go elsewhere and kill yourself.

Until I find blog software to do what I want, there will be a continually growing list here. Separated by pipes ( | ) will be the time and date I blog, the time and date I suppose the event in question happened, the subject (should I feel it necessary to summarize), and any content or photos (probably not photos, unless they are proof of something unbelievable).

Thus, an example would look like:

AD20090415|0148hEST|around 15 minutes ago|Started no-holds-barred blog|Well, I decided to chronicle the stuff in my life that folks find interesting. I decided against LJ or any elsewhere hosted stuff. I wrote a half-hearted disclaimer. Might polish later. Have an idea for twice-sorted posts, IE: 2 timestamps, one approximate for the time of the event, and one for when I blogged it.

That is all for now.]]

[[^|0155hEST|^||retroactively added curly brackets around 'posts'. I think this counts as a twit, since only twits tweet. Note: tweeting is twittering... oh, bloody hell, see - www.twitter.com]]

[[^|0205hEST|^||http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blosxom could be what I am looking for. added karats retroactively]]

[[AD20090504|1340hEST|a few years ago?|Moshing til you see stars| I have always been intrigued with moshing. I first heard about it and feined thinking it was a stupid idea so that my friends and family wouldn't think I was crazy. I have done it for well more than a decade at this point, and for the forseeable future, I will plan to do it.

A few years ago at Vertex (the only dedicated Goth club in all of New York State at the time) in Rochester, NY, on Metal night... we were all enjoying the driving beats and shoving each other around and being shoved by the spectators. The most violent that we ever really got at Vertex was the occasional elbow to the jaw. My friend Shawn got pushed in my general direction at the exact moment that I myself got shoved in his. This was compounded by the fact that we were both midway through headbanging on the beat for which we were being shoved. On the downbeat, at the beginning of the measure, this is where it all goes black for me. I come to while being picked up by Rage (I fear that I will be talking about him in later posts). Sure enough, Shawn and I had collided, and neither of us stayed standing nor cogniscent. We both hugged each other and continued on. No blood no foul.